"the biggest cock in town"

Here are the 2 most macho quotes I've heard from my colleagues this week,

- Oh my god, I was so good, she was so into it, I'm telling you she was wetting herself all over the place!"

(a salesman, after pitching a girl on the phone)

- Just get in there, spread their legs, pop them eyeballs out, and show them who's got the biggest cock in town! Cuz you do, right? That's why you gotta wear flare jeans ! HAHAHAHA!!!"

(a salesman boosting another salesman's confidence)

Well well, that's a well-deserved week-end for me and my little ears...