I was wondering, when creating this blog, if I would hear enough weird/funny quotes to publish here from my male colleagues. They really are marvellous and have been producing content for at least a week during the past 2 days.
The names in the following dialogue have been change for artistic purposes, yet rest assured that the quote is intact, exactly like I heard it. (How could I ever make something like that up!)
Act I scene 1:
Common area, conversation between John, Jack, Stan and Mark
John, to Stan: So it there a Mrs Stan?
Jack (with a cocky, heavy laugh, speaking for Stan even though no-one asked him to): Naah! Stan is the office shagger!
Stan (with a shy, embarrassed smile): I thought Mark was the office shagger?
Mark (with a wink and false-modest face): Currently not so much. I had a Tinder date on Wednesday and that's it.
Jack (who really loves hearing his own voice): Wait, you had a date on Wednesday, did nothing, and did nothing again on Saturday? What the fuck, man? Are you turning gay?
Mark (half pouting with disgust): She was fat, dude ... she was fat ...
(curtains closing)
Ladies and gentlemen, please give a round of applause to John, Jack, Stan and Mark, wonderful beings who miraculously survive every day without a brain ...
I'm only sorry I could not record their stupid voices and laughs, that would have been worth it.But if you enjoy this ridiculous yet true little piece of art, stay tuned! More is coming.
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